Notice: WP_Block_Type_Registry::register ble kalt feil. Navn på blokktyper må inneholde et navneromprefiks. Eksempel: min-utvidelse/min-egendefinerte-blokk-type Vennligst se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 5.0.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 5315 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 {"id":10285,"date":"2019-02-06T19:00:11","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T18:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=10285"},"modified":"2019-02-06T07:54:17","modified_gmt":"2019-02-06T06:54:17","slug":"det-gar-fint-jeg-er-vant-til-sant-fra-gamlehjemmet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/02\/06\/det-gar-fint-jeg-er-vant-til-sant-fra-gamlehjemmet\/","title":{"rendered":"«Det g\u00e5r fint. Jeg er vant til s\u00e5nt fra gamlehjemmet!»"},"content":{"rendered":"

Du skj\u00f8nte det vel,
\nat jeg gikk p\u00e5 noen «gammeldame» smeller i g\u00e5r?<\/p>\n

Seff!<\/p>\n

Enda s\u00e5 ung jeg pr\u00f8ver \u00e5 v\u00e6re,
\nsmeller jeg i fella gang p\u00e5 gang!<\/h2>\n

Det startet da jeg skulle kj\u00f8pe meg en \u00f8l.<\/p>\n

Vi f\u00e5r billig \u00f8l n\u00e5r vi st\u00e5r stand up,
\nog er det noe en gammel gnien kjerring liker,
\ns\u00e5 er det da billig \u00f8l!<\/p>\n

N\u00e5r jeg skulle betale\u00a0s\u00e5 det\u00a0vitterlig ut som det sto 55 kroner p\u00e5 skjermen.<\/p>\n

Og en «ungdom» som meg
\ntar ikke frem brillene fra «brillehuset» i damevesken n\u00e5r jeg skal betale.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 jeg slo inn 55 jeg.
\nIngen tips her nei!<\/p>\n

\n

«H\u00e5h, nei, det m\u00e5 man gj\u00f8re seg fortjent til,
\nuansett hvor billig det er!»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

(S\u00e5nn fungerer nemlig gammeldamehjernen)<\/p>\n

\n

«Bel\u00f8p er for lavt!»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sto det p\u00e5 skjermen,
\ni betalingsterminalen,
\nsom samtidig PEP h\u00f8yt i forargelse!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 m\u00e5tte jeg beklage med gammeldame stemme,
\nom hvor d\u00e5rlig jeg s\u00e5 uten briller,
\ntil oppgitt bartender,
\nsom m\u00e5tte betjene gammel gnien kjerring.<\/p>\n

\n

«Det st\u00e5r 59 kroner…»<\/h4>\n<\/blockquote>\n

S\u00e5 flaut!
\nIkke bare var det billig \u00f8l.
\nGammel dame ville ha det ENDA billigere!!<\/strong>
\nOg IKKE tipse!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Det gikk ikke bedre da jeg skulle ta betaling i d\u00f8ren,
\nog m\u00e5tte laste ned en app p\u00e5 telefonen min.<\/p>\n

Etter \u00e5 ha pr\u00f8vd uten,
\nm\u00e5tte til slutt brillene opp fra vesken,
\nog selvsagt fomlet jeg s\u00e5nn at de falt p\u00e5 gulvet,
\ns\u00e5 der sto jeg med rumpa i v\u00e6ret og lette etter brillene.<\/p>\n

Som en halvblind gammel g\u00e5s.<\/p>\n

N\u00e5r jeg beklaget til komikeren
\nsom ventet p\u00e5 at jeg skulle f\u00e5 lastet ned denne appen
\nog komme i gang med betalingen,
\nsa han t\u00f8rt:<\/p>\n

\n

«Det g\u00e5r fint.
\nJeg er vant til s\u00e5nt fra jobben min jeg!»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Han jobber p\u00e5 gamlehjem.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Just saying!<\/p>\n

#gammeldame #gammeldamesyndrom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Du skj\u00f8nte det vel, at jeg gikk p\u00e5 noen «gammeldame» smeller i g\u00e5r? Seff! Enda s\u00e5 ung jeg pr\u00f8ver \u00e5 v\u00e6re, smeller jeg i fella gang p\u00e5 gang! Det startet da jeg skulle kj\u00f8pe meg en \u00f8l. Vi f\u00e5r billig \u00f8l n\u00e5r vi st\u00e5r stand up, og er det noe en gammel gnien kjerring liker, …<\/p>\n

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