Notice: WP_Block_Type_Registry::register ble kalt feil. Navn på blokktyper må inneholde et navneromprefiks. Eksempel: min-utvidelse/min-egendefinerte-blokk-type Vennligst se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 5.0.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 5315 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 {"id":5290,"date":"2017-10-13T06:05:28","date_gmt":"2017-10-13T04:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=5290"},"modified":"2017-10-13T06:05:28","modified_gmt":"2017-10-13T04:05:28","slug":"skvetten-dame-pa-naermiljo-apoteket-vart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2017\/10\/13\/skvetten-dame-pa-naermiljo-apoteket-vart\/","title":{"rendered":"Skvetten dame p\u00e5 n\u00e6rmilj\u00f8-apoteket v\u00e5rt."},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Jeg har det jo med \u00e5 skvette f\u00e6lt,
\nog her hin dagen var jeg p\u00e5 apoteket!<\/p>\n

Vi har nemlig f\u00e5tt s\u00e5nt koselig apotek her i n\u00e6rmilj\u00f8et,
\nja, alts\u00e5 Eidsv\u00e5g.<\/p>\n

Der jobber det en utrolig s\u00f8t dame,
\nsom er s\u00e5 omsorgsfull, skj\u00f8nn og ekte,
\nat du f\u00e5r lyst til \u00e5 ta henne med deg hjem!<\/h3>\n

Vel, det er et lite apotek,
\nmen de har flere kasser, og den ene kassen er like ved d\u00f8ren,
\np\u00e5 venstre side n\u00e5r du kommer inn.<\/p>\n

Du m\u00e5 liksom ta full u-sving og to skritt tilbake for \u00e5 g\u00e5 i den,
\nhvis du skj\u00f8nner hva jeg mener.<\/p>\n

Vel, den kassen er ikke s\u00e5 ofte i bruk,
\ns\u00e5 den tenker jeg aldri p\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Min mor og jeg skulle p\u00e5 apoteket.
\nI kassen rett frem lengst inn i apoteket sto den s\u00f8te damen,
\nmin mor gikk s\u00e5 klart f\u00f8rst, age before beauty, ehrm….eller noe s\u00e5nt…<\/p>\n

Jeg gikk bak henne og ble st\u00e5ende midt i butikken,
\nfor jeg tenkte at jeg skulle jo vente til min mor var ferdig.<\/p>\n

Det var ingen andre i apoteket. trodde jeg.<\/h3>\n

Plutselig aner jeg en bevegelse i venstre \u00f8yekrok,
\njeg snur s\u00e5vidt p\u00e5 hode,
\nog ser at det st\u00e5r en ung dame i kassen p\u00e5 venstre side!<\/p>\n

Og n\u00e5r jeg tror at det er tomt et sted,
\nfor s\u00e5 plutselig se noen der, ja da skvetter jeg.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 jeg hoppet til, og kvapp skikkelig.<\/h2>\n

Damen som ekspederte min mor,
\ns\u00e5 selvf\u00f8lgelig hele opptrinnet,
\nog spurte bekymret:
\n«Eh….g\u00e5r det bra med deg????»<\/h2>\n

Og jeg svarte med min sedvanlige standard frase,
\n«Jada, jeg er bare lettskremt, ingen fare med meg»<\/strong><\/p>\n

Men pinlig! Eh…ja!<\/p>\n

#lettskremt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Jeg har det jo med \u00e5 skvette f\u00e6lt, og her hin dagen var jeg p\u00e5 apoteket! Vi har nemlig f\u00e5tt s\u00e5nt koselig apotek her i n\u00e6rmilj\u00f8et, ja, alts\u00e5 Eidsv\u00e5g. Der jobber det en utrolig s\u00f8t dame, som er s\u00e5 omsorgsfull, skj\u00f8nn og ekte, at du f\u00e5r lyst til \u00e5 ta henne med deg …<\/p>\n

Skvetten dame p\u00e5 n\u00e6rmilj\u00f8-apoteket v\u00e5rt.<\/span> Les mer »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5177,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_1074.jpg?fit=3591%2C2390","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7g1vH-1nk","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5290"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5291,"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5290\/revisions\/5291"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}