Notice: WP_Block_Type_Registry::register ble kalt feil. Navn på blokktyper må inneholde et navneromprefiks. Eksempel: min-utvidelse/min-egendefinerte-blokk-type Vennligst se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 5.0.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 5315 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:5315) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1648 {"id":6639,"date":"2018-03-14T05:56:22","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T04:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=6639"},"modified":"2018-03-14T05:56:22","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T04:56:22","slug":"jeg-slutter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/03\/14\/jeg-slutter\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeg slutter!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

For virkelig!<\/p>\n

Skal livet ha s\u00e5 mange b\u00f8lgedaler da?<\/p>\n

Det er jo s\u00e5 mye bedre \u00e5 ri h\u00f8yt oppe p\u00e5 en b\u00f8lge,
\nsuse avg\u00e5rde,
\nh\u00f8ste ros og bli b\u00e5ret p\u00e5 gullstol.<\/p>\n

Og det skal helst v\u00e6re s\u00e5nn hele tiden!<\/p>\n

«Det er i motgang man blir bedre!»<\/h2>\n

Piss meg i \u00f8ret!<\/h3>\n

Joda, jada, det er kanskje sant det.
\nMen motgang er jo ikke noe artig!<\/p>\n

Motgang er no dritt!<\/h2>\n

Og JEG er ikke god p\u00e5 \u00e5 \u00f8ve!<\/p>\n

Jeg vil v\u00e6re et naturtalent!<\/h2>\n

S\u00e5 jeg slutter!<\/h2>\n

Det var i hvert fall det jeg tenkte i g\u00e5r,
\nda jeg gikk av scenen p\u00e5 vaskeriet.<\/p>\n

N\u00e5 slutter jeg!<\/p>\n

Det begynte s\u00e5 bra,
\nlitt flere mennesker, de satt seg pent frem p\u00e5 stolene foran scenen,
\n(alltid bedre n\u00e5r mennesker sitter foran, og ikke bak i krokene)<\/p>\n

Og til min store glede s\u00e5 jeg to damer p\u00e5 MIN alder!
\nSamt jevnt over, litt eldre publikum enn vanlig.<\/p>\n

«Yes!<\/strong>» tenkte jeg da jeg h\u00f8rte hvordan damene lo av den f\u00f8rste komikeren.<\/p>\n

Men s\u00e5 kom jeg,
\nmed min humor.
\nOg da satt ikke latteren like l\u00f8st gitt.
\nVed siden av damene satt en litt yngre manne-gjeng.<\/p>\n

Mulig det var fordi jeg p\u00e5sto at fotball suger, at de satt der med stone-face….<\/h3>\n

Og mulig den vitsen skal strykes fra min line-up….<\/h3>\n

For s\u00e5nn i ettertid…..jeg skal ikke gi meg.<\/p>\n

Ikke helt enda.<\/p>\n

Jeg skal faktisk stryke ut, f\u00e5 p\u00e5 nytt, bruke det jeg har, og pr\u00f8ve meg igjen.<\/p>\n

Dette er bare for bra adrenalin-kick til \u00e5 gi opp!
\n\"\"<\/a><\/h3>\n

(Fra PGP 2017)<\/p>\n

#standup #standupbergen<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. For virkelig! Skal livet ha s\u00e5 mange b\u00f8lgedaler da? Det er jo s\u00e5 mye bedre \u00e5 ri h\u00f8yt oppe p\u00e5 en b\u00f8lge, suse avg\u00e5rde, h\u00f8ste ros og bli b\u00e5ret p\u00e5 gullstol. Og det skal helst v\u00e6re s\u00e5nn hele tiden! «Det er i motgang man blir bedre!» Piss meg i \u00f8ret! Joda, jada, det …<\/p>\n

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