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Det ble ganske dramatisk i g\u00e5r,
\nda jeg skulle trene for f\u00f8rste gange etter ferien.<\/p>\n
Det var plutselig g\u00e5tt FEM uker siden jeg var innom det treningssenteret.<\/p>\n
Jeg var ferdig \u00e5 trene,
\nvar p\u00e5 vei inn i garderoben,
\nsom deilig nok var helt tom!<\/p>\n
Vi var vel en stund bare to stykker der oppe,
\ntidligtrener-mannen som har g\u00e5tt der i alle \u00e5r og jeg.<\/p>\n
P\u00e5 veien inn i garderoben ligger toalettet,
\nog her g\u00e5r jeg alltid innom n\u00e5r jeg skal inn og skifte og dusje,
\nfor\u00a0 \u00e5 slippe bli tissetrengt n\u00e5r jeg st\u00e5r i dusjen og h\u00f8rer alt vannet sildre.<\/p>\n
(Man blir nemlig tissetrengt av det!
\nN\u00e5r jeg skulle f\u00e5 sm\u00e5barn til \u00e5 tisse p\u00e5 toalettet i barnehagen,
\nskrudde jeg ofte p\u00e5 vasken hvis de ikke fikk til noe.)<\/p>\n
Jeg setter alltid flasken min p\u00e5 toppen av garderobeskapet like utenfor toalettet,
\ns\u00e5 da jeg var ferdig,
\ntok jeg flasken min og gikk rundt hj\u00f8rnet p\u00e5 garderobeskapet og inn i garderoben.<\/p>\n
Jeg trodde alts\u00e5 garderoben var tom.<\/p>\n
Og hvis du kjenner meg, s\u00e5 vet du at jeg er s\u00e6rdeles lettskremt,
\nspesielt hvis det st\u00e5r noen der jeg tror det er tomt.<\/p>\n
Jeg s\u00e5 damen.
\nOg s\u00e5 kom det et skrik.<\/p>\n